I wish getting a job in real life worked like it does on the Sims.
Just pick up a newspaper, join the Politics career and eventually become President through building up your charisma skill by talking to yourself in a mirror.
onedoesnotsimplybecomejuthika:
A photoset of smiling owls.
oh my god.
(Source: agronsy)
Via a true and honest thought
Dear every manufacturer of women’s clothing, ever:
Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets.
No love,
Jilli
And make the pockets deeper, you soulless bastards.
JESUS CHRIST THIS
JESUS
CHRIST
THIS
AAHHAHH Thor’s curlers.
i was so confused for a sec because two captains and then omfg coulson
Awuuuuuuuu x3
coulsooooon
(Source: nonuggles)
Via FIRETRUCK



